There are few things in this world that compare to the complete panic and desperation of attempting to undo a pair of button fly jeans, as I had on the other day. Adding to the difficultly of the task was the fact that the pants I had on also had a drawstring. You have got to be kidding me!! Precious seconds ticked away as my need to "go" grew closer. 3....2.....1.....
Let's just say that on that fate filled day, I vowed that I would never again wear pants that had a button fly.
Let's just say that on that fate filled day, I vowed that I would never again wear pants that had a button fly.
