Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Gotta love the zipper.....

There are few things in this world that compare to the complete panic and desperation of attempting to undo a pair of button fly jeans, as I had on the other day. Adding to the difficultly of the task was the fact that the pants I had on also had a drawstring. You have got to be kidding me!! Precious seconds ticked away as my need to "go" grew closer. 3....2.....1.....

Let's just say that on that fate filled day, I vowed that I would never again wear pants that had a button fly.


  1. Good on you for starting a blog...we seem to have lost Martin from Number Two's, but hopefully he'll be back soon.

    Oh and yes..been with you on the zipper front...actually though my biggest hassle here is find a flipping toilet...France isn't too great on public loos....

  2. Nothing is worse than an establishment that has a toilet, that it is either occupied or they won't let me use it.

    There have been many occasions that I have had to improvise. In those moments I really hate life, but now I can laugh about it.

  3. ahhh..you've got to laugh about it once you over the shock...now if I'm out and about with people and having a 'flare-up', well, I just tell what might happen and you'd be surprised at some of the stories you hear back from 'normal' people. I've gotten over being ashamed finally :D